Dark Days, Bright Nights

Summer Movies Anyone?
It is only fitting that months after this blog died, I return with no explanation and jump right into movies. This is what I enjoy, deal with it. Summer always bring us the biggest blockbusters and flops, I'm sure I have seen both.

There's something about going to a movie theater that I really can't get enough of. I'm a creature of habit, so it's only right that going out to the movies is a ritual of mine. Maybe it's my being stir crazy...seriously, if I don't leave the house once a day I almost have a panic attack. I have been to the theater more times in the last six months than in my entire life.

A few of the flicks I have caught include: Wolverine, Public Enemies, The Hangover, Funny People, Bruno, and G.I. Joe. Again, this is just to name a few. I literally have a ticket stub collection that would embarrass most girlfriends(good thing I no longer have one).

I'll break down my 2 least favorites, at least what I can remember.

Wolverine


Alright, so we have all seen the X-men movies by now, correct? No? Screw it, it doesn't matter. Here we have Fox studios once again taking the helm with another X-men franchise. This time they have decided to focus on Wolverine and give him his own film....wait, wait a minute, what the hell were the other 3 movies about? Oh, you mean there wasn't enough Wolverine in those? Right, gotcha.

Anyway, the rugged and disgruntled mutant is back on the big screen. This time we are introduced to him through his past. Turns out he's always been a mutant, his claws are bone, and hes like 200 years old...it's all explained in the comic series "ORIGINS". Look it up and save yourself some time.




Wolvie gets recruited by the army for secret op missions. Did I mention Sabretooth is his brother? Well he is. They are both recruited, but Wolverine soon leaves due to the cold-blooded methods of the "team". By the way, the first 20 minutes of this film has the coolest Deadpool scene ever.



So a bunch of crap happens, Wolverine becomes Weapon X, ya know when they insert the adamantium into his body? The metal claws people! They go SNIKT! They also are rendered in some of the worst CG I have ever seen in a big budget movie. Seriously, in the X-men movies he had prosthethic claws that looked amazing, but here they substituted with silver graphics that would make Pixar weep.

It ends up in a hunt by Wolverine for Sabretooth and the military group responsible for unleashing him. Wolvie must first find out where this military is based at. Yes, it's a secret. So in order to find it, Sir Logan the 19th searches for the one known as Gambit. There's a lot of running around in this movie, one guy chases another and so on and so forth. Gambit was pretty boss, but I was disappointed in the actor not quite nailing his "Cajun" accent. It was the only thing missing.

Gambit agrees to help Wolverine find this "island" aka military base. They fly there, apparently Gambit is an effin pilot, and the final battle commences....I'll stop there because this is the part where Fox takes the Deadpool character and just completely runs a train on him like it was prom night. They just disregard him and....I can't even continue it pisses me off so bad. Just pretend the movie ends with Wolverine fighting Superman. It's better that way.

G.I. Joe
Let me begin by saying this, I am not now, nor have I ever been a G.I. Joe fan. I went to see this movie purely out of curiosity. Needless to say, if I was a cat, I would be dead by now.

Five minutes into this 2 hour toy commercial, and I was done. I mean the 'bad guys' or Cobra for you nerds, have flying saucers. Seriously their planes look like something out of Independence Day. I check out right then and there.

The highlight of this movie:

^ This woman needs to have my children. WOW!

The other highlights of the movie were of course the fight scenes between the ninjas Snake Eyes and Shadow Storm. Snake Eyes was just plain bad ass.


It's a bad day at the movies when a Brendan Fraser cameo makes you smile. G.I. Joe was just plain terrible, and admittedly I will go see the sequels. I just dont know why.

Yes, I know the Wolvie review is like 500 years late, but I needed to let my grief be known. Plus, it's my blog.

I will return this weekend with a full review of 'Inglorious Basterds' and pictures from my 21st celebration....Oh, yea I'm 21 now. The world is so screwed.

The Ressurection

Wow...It's been forever and a day since I was able to grace you with my ramblings. Since the last time I updated, a lot has happened. First of all, I wouldn't be me if I didn't mention the new Brimstone record "War Games" finally dropped on March 13th and has been doing very well with sales. I won't go too much into it, but I'll drop a link to cop the album if your interested

The Relapse

That's right ladies & gentlemen, the one and only, Slim Shady is back. After months of speculation, Eminem has officially released the first video single for his new album 'Relapse'. Em has promised that the album is a return to his roots,personally I'm hoping for more tracks like "Kim" and less "Ass Like That". The new video is definitely vintage Em, but here's hoping that the album delivers on Em's skill and not his marketing. The album drops May 19th 2009.

Listen to "We Made You"


Rock The Bells 2009


Jesus....could you possibly think of a better line up for this year's Rock The Bells Festival?? Nas, Cypress Hill, Talib Kweli, House of Pain & La Coka Nostra, and Tech N9ne!!!! You bet I will be in attendance at the Chicago tour date, there are only 10 stops worldwide. Locations & Dates TBA.

Rock N' Rollin

Speaking of Tech N9ne, the Kansas City King is featured on MIMS' new national record "Guilt". The track, "Rock N' Rollin", brings both emcees together over a grimy guitar driven production from the same man behind Lil Wayne's "Lollipop". Listen to the new track:




Terminator is a National Treasure, but we already knew

From the AP:

The National Film Registry announced Tuesday that The Governator's landmark 1984 flick "The Terminator" is among 25 films that have been selected for preservation in a storage bunker in the hills near Culpeper, Va., according to The Associated Press.

Like I said, we already knew this should happen. Arnold is the best thing not from this country.

No Rest For The Addicted

After a pretty busy week, I'm looking forward to the weekend. My days have been long as hell, and the weather is kicking my ass. Plus the bus took forever today, so my nuts ended up somewhere in my stomach. Definitely making some plans for beer pong tonight, like whoa.

Paid Dues Festival


I'm not even an Atmosphere fan and I can appreciate this monstrous line up. Tech N9ne?! Are you kidding me? Bring this to Chicago or at least within driving distance.
I would kill to be there. It's also great to see Tech getting some real recognition within the industry. They can't keep him out anymore!

Visit for more info: http://www.guerillaunion.com/paiddues/

50 Cent Fights Terrorism

This game was announced a while back and I remember thinking it was the most ridiculous premise for a video game ever.Rapper 50 Cent is somewhere in the Middle East ( I'm assuming) and is pitted against terrorists and armies. I do not even know where to begin with this one. I'll let you judge for yourself. Personally, I cant wait until we get a Kanye West video game in which he must battle religious figures for supremacy.


Lil Wayne Performs "Prom Queen" Live
Weezy hates you, but you love him.


That's all I have for you today, maybe after tonight I'll have a story or two to share along with some pictures.

My President Is Black

Like A Cop Car...

Criminal or not, fact is, I hear sirens as too. Well, maybe not the sirens you're thinking of. Do you recall ever hearing stories as a child about sirens of the sea? You know, beautiful women who would lure sailors with their irresistible voices. I think they're usually pictured as being mermaids or something close to that.

Well, in the real world, we don't have mermaids, but we do have sirens. True story. There's plenty of women on this earth who can put you in a trance just with the sound of their voice. I'm talking about a real sensual and seductive voice that you just can't walk away from. There's plenty of female singers that I could go on about as far as this goes. One in particular has recently caught my attention.

No, it isn't some indie rock chick or even some artsy, trendy singer. It's about as Pop as you can get. Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls. Oh no! I'm writing about the Pussycat Dolls?! Yes, deal with it. Now I'm not a fan of PCD per se , but I am a fan of Pop music. Fact is, I'm in the recording business,so I try to listen to and study all popular radio music. Now then, seeing as almost all of the PCD's music is sung entirely by Nicole, I have heard plenty of her voice. I have also come to the conclusion that she has one of the sexiest voices I may have ever heard. There is just something about the way she sings that makes her hotter than she already is.

Note the picture below:


Let's get something straight now. This isn't some discussion on whether the PCD make good music or not. It's chick music, straight up. Nicole Scherzinger is although, in my opinion, a very talented singer. I make no claim that she could open at the opera house or anything like that. Simply put, she is good at what she does. She is able to manipulate her voice in certain ways that set her apart from other Pop singers. She has, plain and simple, a VERY seductive voice. Hot body and hot voice, sign me up.

The latest radio single from PCD:


Kiss Fm
Needs to stop playing the same 10 songs every hour. Seriously,it's gotten to be a joke. They play the same shit so much that I can't listen to certain songs anymore. "Heartless" by Kanye West is out the window for me. Used to be one of my favorite tracks, but they played it 12 times in one day. Done, I'm done with this station. Unfortunate too because Kiss Fm is what I listen to in order to keep up to date with what's hot.

Vibe isn't so hip...
I recently heard that at some point in the last month or so, Vibe magazine featured an article in which they stated their 'Hates' and 'Loves' of recent Hip Hop trends. To their credit, they were on point with some of their loves and hates. But I was a little disappointed to see what they considered a 'hate'. Tight jeans on rappers. Really? Personally, I'm glad to see the direction Hip Hop is moving in as far as fashion goes. Honestly, baggy jeans are so played out it isn't even funny. It's a mistake in music fashion, just like acid wash jeans. It's embarrassing.

Featured Tee Of The Day:


$32.00 @ www.karmaloop.com

New Jadakiss track, "Letter to Biggie" and to go with the theme "Brooklyn Go Hard" from Jay-Z.

Swagger Of A College Kid

I did happen to make it out last night and pick up some new threads. I'll admit that I headed out today with an extra bounce in my step, you know a lil bit more swagger. New overcoat, scarf, and some other winter essentials.

Here's a tip for all you kids out there who still wear jeans that are 4 times your size around your knees, grow up. Yes, a little ironic coming from me, but even so. Time to dress like an adult. That doesn't mean go out and buy a suit. You can still dress 'grown up' and wear cool shit. Want to be trendy? Go for it. I'm not preaching, but I'm a little sick of seeing 20+ year old dudes with nightgowns for t shirts and jeans at their knees. Your a fully functioning member of society, act like you have some damn sense. Oh, what now, your fashion is hood? Let me put you up on game. Have you seen Hip Hop fashion trends lately? These rappers are wearing clothes that actually fit and plenty of vibrant colors. It's a good look, trust me you'll thank me when the girls take notice. You think women want a dude who looks like he can't fit into his clothes? It looks sloppy, bottom line.

Get some nice graphic tees that are you size, maybe a couple of sweaters, a pair of 'grown up' jeans ( that's my way of saying that they fit), and some hats, scarves, or bandannas if you want. There's plenty of ways to dress 'cleaner' while keeping your Hip Hop swagger. It isn't that big of a deal.

For the Chicago crowd, I might recommend a real smooth looking winter coat with matching scarf and gloves. The college crowd is all about this, and it will make you look like you're a somebody. Step your game up and feel good about the way you dress.
There are plenty of high end winter coats for cheap at Kohl's. I definitely recommend checking them out, they have sales right now.

Outfit suggestion: Polo jeans, Muscle fit graphic tee or hooded shirt, matching belt, Hurricane or Dc sneakers ( not the skating shoes, but the sneakers), Apt. 9 winter overcoat, gloves, black/white keffiyah scarf, 59/50 hat ( for those who like to keep their domes warm).

Hip Hop Fashion Gods:

1) Kanye West
2) Lil Wayne
3) Jay-Z
4) Lupe Fiasco
5) Will.I.Am

Just my opinions....but then again it's my damn blog.

New tracks I heard today, Not Hip Hop ( GASP!) but good nonetheless.

Tired, But Still Crunkin Today

Damn glad I was able to sneak in a nap today. Figured I'd make a quick post before a grueling workout.


This picture is gold, Kanye you're killin em


New Keri Hilson live track, I really dig Wayne's verse on this


Finally a new Lil Jon track from Crunk Rock. This album has been delayed like 3 years, I still had a girlfriend when this shit was announced! Bwahaha....

Trains, Muffins, & Audio Design

I had the pleasure of going back to school today after more than a month off. I recently decided to enroll into Columbia College and work towards a Bachelor's degree in Audio Design and Production aka Recording. I originally intended to study to become a History teacher, but plans always change. So, after weeks of planning and going through the motions registration, judgment day came.

My day began at exactly 6 A.M., after a sleepless night. I love how insomnia decides to strike the night before I have to get up ass early. To get to the school I had to board the El @ Lake and Harlem, a wonderful little experience...


It wasn't long before the car we were in began to wreak of gas fumes. Seemed pretty normal, but I will admit to being a little alert as to why it would smell of gas. I figured if we burst into flames at least it would look cool flying by the station.
We made a transfer to the Red Line somewhere @ Lake/State and took that down to Harrison which is right down the block from the school.

Dunkin Donuts= breakfast of champions


First class of the day is something called 'New Millennium Studies' and seems pretty pointless. It is a requirement no matter what, but it is such a waste of time. We sit around and "find ourselves"....I hate open education. I will give it credit though, our first assignment is to read Persepolis, some form of a graphic novel. We all know that graphic novels are just fine with me. The professor is this really quiet,calm, and completely docile guy that you know is just going to EXPLODE when someone pisses him off. I'm just waiting for it now. Anticipating his flip out is almost worth the time spent in this shit class.

At some point after this piss poor excuse for a class, I managed to find the school library. Now this is a very cool building. It's 5 floors of nothing but books and resources. First thing I had to investigate was the graphic novel section...SCORE! A whole wall of Marvel, DC, and independent books readily available. It was an honest moment of joy. I of course checked out some Batman books to start with. I'm looking forward to reading The Boondocks collections they have.

By this time in the day, I had braved the cold for several hours in the city ( seriously what the hell man, I love Chicago, but wtf). To justify the title of the post I suppose I should mention that I did indeed eat a blueberry muffin and it was delicious.

The only other class I had was Intro to Audio which apparently involved A LOT of math...damn. It is also 3 hours long, and normally wouldn't have been a problem, but after a sleepless night, I was dying an hour in. Good class, but everyone in there seems to either be a 'rapper' or in an indie rock band. I take great offense to the 'rappers' because most of these kids don't know the first thing about being a 'rapper' or about music in general. They figure they can attend Columbia and graduate with a degree in Big Pimpin...I hate them so. They need a wake up call.

At the end of the day, all I wanted was to get my U-pass. For those that don't know, a U-pass is a transit card given by the college for CTA rides 24/7. I really needed to get mine, but apparently they did not have it. Seems that after standing in line for a half hour to get it, I had to go stand in another LONG line to take a picture for it. Never mind the fact that they already had my picture to use. Indeed a long day. I get to do it all over again tomorrow.

Fuck it though, I get to be in my city all day and the bitches, oh the bitches.